Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Where in the world?!?

I can't believe it's been SOO f'ing long since I've posted!!! In the mean time, in between time, I have been living the damn dream. I mean it. I've been working lots, mostly TV gigs, in ill fitting Macy's clothes, dispensing hilarious what have you. I'm just living out loud like a 16yr old auditioning for The Glee Project. Finally! A job worth paying taxes on. I couldn't be happier. Sending very sincere hugs to everyone reading this. All 6 of you. Here's a clip from my latest VH1's Big Morning Buzz Live appearance...

Saturday, August 25, 2012

It's been a while..

sorry about that! So many things happening & so little time to write about it! Currently I'm folding laundry & trying to be responsible, so I'll be right back .. in the mean time, in between time, this woman I find inspiring, on so many levels.
Live out loud!

Friday, June 1, 2012

Let go of my LOGO!

I'm on Scandalicious: 20 Shocking Celebrity Rants! on LOGO tonight. Here's a sneak peak! You're welcome, honey boo boo child xoxoxo

Thursday, May 31, 2012

Jersey Girl.

People always ask me where I'm from when they hear me talk. Yes, I'm from the North East. Yes, I might say bag, water or sauce differently then you..but for gawd sake's, I'm not touched by an angel. Not that there's anything wrong with that. However, people repeat these words I say with my slight Jersey accent back to me like I'm some sort of Jersey meat head who's been raised by wolves and slightly deaf in one ear. Not that there's anything wrong with those things either. Point is, YES - I have an accent. Most people do except for newscasters, and I believe they're dead inside. My mom is from Jamaica, my dad is from Haiti, my husband is from Holland - never have I ever heckled them when they talk to me. And YES - there is a thing called Jersey pride, and although it's not my nationality, I have it. I'd just like to celebrate the good things that have come out of The Garden State ... because it's not all this ..
or ..
and we'll never forget ...
New Jersey has also produced her..
and her...
and come on, you know this was coming ...
So the next you want to mock me, have me say water, paper, sister, or any other word ending in er for your own amusement, just know that it's not fun for me, it's not educational for you, and maybe we can think about the awesomeness that Jersey has produced. I'm just sayin'.

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

This picture makes me randy.




Don't judge me. It's my journey.
I love love!

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Summa time..




Often times you'll hear me saying that "I need to get bikini ready.."
Now, this picture takes it to a whole other level. Yes, I could totally make fun of these girls if I felt like it..I showed my homeboy this pic, and he said "Damn! Who put a thong on a mini fridge?" Did I laugh? Hell yes. Because that was funny.

But I tell ya what, I'm super impressed that these young ladies have enough chutzpa to do this in public together. Safety in numbers. And, if this is the stuff that's happening in public, I could only imagine (no I couldn't..) what's happening in private.

****Moment of honesty on a blog coming up!*****

When I was 20lbs heavier, I thought I was sexy as f*ck. You couldn't tell me anything. I was fat, didn't care, loved every part of me & never had a problem meeting people. I lost some weight, and now it's never enough. I've seen this happen so many times.
I commend these girls for loving what they've got...and don't got..and flaunting it, because hey, it's their world.

All's I'm sayin is...damn honey boo boo child..that don't look very comfy.

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Jersey's Finest ...

I stayed at a friend of a friend's house in Jersey .. yes, I say a "friend of a friend" cause' I don't know anyone who would have this in their house without trying to be ironic..



These ladies were hanging right over my bed. We got to know each other that night...I call them Dorothy, Rose, & Blanche.
We got sassy n shit.

Monday, February 27, 2012

Mozel tah, Octavia!!!

If you do this ....




And you book that ...



You could win this...




And kiss him...



And know her...




Thank you, Octavia. For the inspiration. You are the shit.

Monday, February 6, 2012

Get it gurl.


Workin' the natural do Jumpin Jack Flash style! I love it! More of us should do this. And by "us", I mean EVERYBODY. And that's my OWN Network moment for the day.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

OMG. Anderson Cooper!

When I told my mother that I was going to be on Anderson Cooper's daytime talk show, Anderson, the reaction I expected was joy, like a "oh, that's wonderful darling", or "great! when can I watch?" ... but what I got was something completely different. I got a menopausal, arachnophobic eating spiders on Fear Factor, shrieking, Fran Drescher sound.

I said, "Mom, are you ok?" She was out of breath. I then realized, my Mom just got a boner.

Yuck. Sorry. Yuck.

I told my other friends to DVR the show. Grown folks, in their 30s, 40s, and yes .. 50s, lost their shit for this man. I've come to the conclusion that Anderson Cooper, is in fact, the adult version of Justin Beiber.

The panel consisted of yours truly, Renee Graziano (Vh1's MOB Wives), Mel Robbins (life coach, radio personality, and host of Monster In-Laws on A&E) and finally a "random" audience member, a very sweet lady named Kimberly, who blogs ... her website is called Mocha Manual, it's a guide to being a black mom. I mean, hello OWN Network, what else ya need?

After the first subject, I quickly realized that I might be a lil' too RuPaul's Drag Race for daytime tv...

Anderson: "A Governer in Mississippi just issued over 200 hundred pardons. Most of these crimes were crimes of passion.."

Michelle: "Well, ladies, don't go to Mississippi to get a man..haaay"

Anderson: "Ah, yeah, well, most of these officials do this sort of thing when they're leaving office..."

Michelle: "Like my husband says Anderson, it's not how you start, it's how you finish! Chea!"

Anderson:"Wow. That's a lot for me to chew."

Michelle: "That's what my man says, what? Haaaay..."

Anderson:"Let's cut to commercial.."

Anderson is AWESOME. My mom was more excited that I was meeting him, then when I graduated school, or got engaged. The next time she's mad at me for something & or questions my career choice, I'll just be like..."Remember when I met the amazingly charming Anderson Cooper? Panties off."

Again, yuck. Sorry.

Here's the version that aired!Enjoy!


http://www.allthingsandersoncooper.com/2012/01/anderson-stars-of-new-reality-show.html


Me & the lovely ladies...




ps - my necklace turned my neck green. it looks like the green lantern. Jesus.

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Gettin' head.



Someone's got a headstart!

This guy is the head honcho ...

At the beach, & out of my head ...

One thing about that guy, he's headstrong ...

Like momma said, you gotta go headfirst ...

I'd also like to add; when I posted this I was on a massive dose of NyQuil.
I'm in the "no judgement" zone.