My bologna has a first name...

This weiner mobile was parked outside my hotel. How badly do you wanna ride this thing? hehe...

BBQ Tennessee style.

If you know me, you know I love me some BBQ - but stay away from the pork. No judgement, that's just how I live my life. While doing a couple shows in Tennessee, the kids took me out for some BBQ at the world's famous Sugar's Ribs...

and I saw this on the menu!!!! Ew!! But yum??

This "graffiti" is better then any Maury Povich episode.

I saw this on a side of a building in downtown Los Angeles, while I was apartment hunting for a loft. Stop. Don't stop.

Umami. The 5th Taste.

If you like burgers, you'll LOVE these burgers. The portions are awesome, and you & your tummy won't feel like an asshole. Just look at my truffle burger!!!



I mean, don't you just wanna make out that thing? I did...



By the way, no one will ever take you seriously if you order a hamburger. I learned that the hard way. Uh. Judgement.

http://www.umamiburger.com/

Let me know whatcha think!

My mom is a lush in training ...

My mom met me on one of my road gigs in Florida. We went out for a lil' drinky poo after the show, and she ordered Franjelico, cause she's a lady - hey hey. When she got her drink, she's all - "that's it!?!?" My mom is a full fledged lush. What a proud moment. Tear.


(Momma with her glass...)




She's all - "no, look at it.." Um, I think I fell in love with her all over again.
So - note to self - when you're going to have a liquor straight up, ask what glass it's served in, then get a double. And most importantly, don't judge.

My hood in Cali ...

Below is one of the ladies that walks the street of my LA hood. Not sure if you can see her face, or what she has on, but it's pretty damn festive. Someone get me a cucaracha and fast.

You can't make this sh*t up.

I just performed at a school in Mississippi ... that's not the shocking part, hello. Just before the show, I used the bathroom. The room across the bathroom had this sign on it. WHAT?!? Apparently there's a whole lotta breast feeding going on campus, so much that baby mommas needed their own room!!! Awww, now that's keeping everyone abreast. Ha, so what.