I'm so over usernames.

With every damn website it seems like you need a user name, password, PIN code, personality, uh. Even if you order coffee, you need to give a name for your order. Say what? I'm over giving my name, and making up fake ones. I'm just using phrases from now on.

I had to create a user name & password to use free wifi the other day at a coffee shop. Yes, I did that. I'll do it again.