Wednesday, January 25, 2012

OMG. Anderson Cooper!

When I told my mother that I was going to be on Anderson Cooper's daytime talk show, Anderson, the reaction I expected was joy, like a "oh, that's wonderful darling", or "great! when can I watch?" ... but what I got was something completely different. I got a menopausal, arachnophobic eating spiders on Fear Factor, shrieking, Fran Drescher sound.

I said, "Mom, are you ok?" She was out of breath. I then realized, my Mom just got a boner.

Yuck. Sorry. Yuck.

I told my other friends to DVR the show. Grown folks, in their 30s, 40s, and yes .. 50s, lost their shit for this man. I've come to the conclusion that Anderson Cooper, is in fact, the adult version of Justin Beiber.

The panel consisted of yours truly, Renee Graziano (Vh1's MOB Wives), Mel Robbins (life coach, radio personality, and host of Monster In-Laws on A&E) and finally a "random" audience member, a very sweet lady named Kimberly, who blogs ... her website is called Mocha Manual, it's a guide to being a black mom. I mean, hello OWN Network, what else ya need?

After the first subject, I quickly realized that I might be a lil' too RuPaul's Drag Race for daytime tv...

Anderson: "A Governer in Mississippi just issued over 200 hundred pardons. Most of these crimes were crimes of passion.."

Michelle: "Well, ladies, don't go to Mississippi to get a man..haaay"

Anderson: "Ah, yeah, well, most of these officials do this sort of thing when they're leaving office..."

Michelle: "Like my husband says Anderson, it's not how you start, it's how you finish! Chea!"

Anderson:"Wow. That's a lot for me to chew."

Michelle: "That's what my man says, what? Haaaay..."

Anderson:"Let's cut to commercial.."

Anderson is AWESOME. My mom was more excited that I was meeting him, then when I graduated school, or got engaged. The next time she's mad at me for something & or questions my career choice, I'll just be like..."Remember when I met the amazingly charming Anderson Cooper? Panties off."

Again, yuck. Sorry.

Here's the version that aired!Enjoy!


http://www.allthingsandersoncooper.com/2012/01/anderson-stars-of-new-reality-show.html


Me & the lovely ladies...




ps - my necklace turned my neck green. it looks like the green lantern. Jesus.

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Gettin' head.



Someone's got a headstart!

This guy is the head honcho ...

At the beach, & out of my head ...

One thing about that guy, he's headstrong ...

Like momma said, you gotta go headfirst ...

I'd also like to add; when I posted this I was on a massive dose of NyQuil.
I'm in the "no judgement" zone.

Friday, December 16, 2011

Light Skin'd.


My parents live in Florida. But damn, they need to get out.

Saturday, December 3, 2011

Graham Norton's "Would You Rather.."



I had the complete honor of being a guest panelist on Graham Norton's new show, "Would You Rather.." He's not pictured here, but the man is the sh*t, and I'd like to be like him when I grow up.

Also featured on the panel is Cyndi F'ing Lauper. (Pictured left) That woman looked amazing! She's aging like an Asian lady, gracefully! She had blonde hair, red lips, and red motorcycle gloves on, in doors - cause she can. I'm telling you it took every fiber of my being not to say ..."I see your true colors guurrrlll..." What? Yes.

My episode airs tonight, but I'm sure it will be repeated.

Saturday, December 3rd
BBC America
11pm/10c (not sure what time it would air in Europe)



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Video!
http://youtu.be/aw-pse-0-TA
Watch an exclusive sneak peek from the series premiere of BBC America's new original comedy panel show WOULD YOU RATHER...? WITH GRAHAM NORTON - and learn whether iconic pop star Cyndi Lauper would rather live the rest of her life with Darth Vader's Voice... or Alvin the Chipmunk's voice?

WOULD YOU RATHER...? WITH GRAHAM NORTON *** Premieres Saturday Dec 3 at 11pm/10c *** with back-to-back episodes - following an all new episode of The Graham Norton Show with guests Robin Williams, Elijah Wood and Jennifer Saunders.

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Saturday, November 5, 2011

Half Marathon yo!



I ran my 3rd half marathon & lived to tell about it.
13.1 miles. 2 hours & 38 minutes of light jogging. No health insurance.
God Bless America.

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Really?

I mean, really man? This is how you want to roll on a flight? The WHOLE time?
Give your scalp a lil break!!!