Check me out on Lopez Ce Soir!

I totally trip on my big ass shoe when I come out, other then that, it was awesome!

Lopez Tonight! June 22nd!

I'll be making my late night, stand up debut this Wednesday, June 22nd.

Shut. UP!!!

Please check it out, and leave your cute comments on the website!

Must be my birthday!

Oh, thank you, America. Can't say there's nothing free at the gas station.

My fruit salad had a camel toe.

And I was trying to be all cute & get my Jennifer Hudson on', eating healthy.
EWE.

Oh hell nah ...

Life Lesson #34

When shopping in a thrift, it's definitely ok to try on the customs.
It's definitely not okay to walk around the store with them. With mom jeans.
I said it.

The Youth of America ...

...needs to spell check!!!

I performed at Chico State University, in Chico, Cali - and noticed the life size poster hanging, with February spelled all types of wrong. I mean, don't we learn how to spell the months like in 3rd grade? It's like failing an open book test!


She felt so stupid, I made her take a pic with me .. haha ..well, at least she's cute. Shut. Up.

George Lopez, The Bachelor, and Me! Oh My!

So this is a lil' dated. But shit, it'll never get old. I did a sketch on Lopez Tonight, as a ghetto beeyotch that surprises The Bachelor. I know. Me, ghetto beeyotch, it was a stretch. At least I know I have range.

Enjoy .. and feel free to pass this along. I've got no shame.