My fruit salad had a camel toe.

And I was trying to be all cute & get my Jennifer Hudson on', eating healthy.
EWE.

Oh hell nah ...

Life Lesson #34

When shopping in a thrift, it's definitely ok to try on the customs.
It's definitely not okay to walk around the store with them. With mom jeans.
I said it.

The Youth of America ...

...needs to spell check!!!

I performed at Chico State University, in Chico, Cali - and noticed the life size poster hanging, with February spelled all types of wrong. I mean, don't we learn how to spell the months like in 3rd grade? It's like failing an open book test!


She felt so stupid, I made her take a pic with me .. haha ..well, at least she's cute. Shut. Up.

George Lopez, The Bachelor, and Me! Oh My!

So this is a lil' dated. But shit, it'll never get old. I did a sketch on Lopez Tonight, as a ghetto beeyotch that surprises The Bachelor. I know. Me, ghetto beeyotch, it was a stretch. At least I know I have range.

Enjoy .. and feel free to pass this along. I've got no shame.