Wednesday, September 29, 2010

I kind of have a crush on the Hampton's Inn...

Ok, they had me at "breakfast bag" ... what?!? I travel all the time, have stayed in too many sh*tty hotels to count - but here's a fav that won't break ya bank. When I checked into the Hampton's, there were warm cookies, a friendly smile, AND this sign at the front desk. Panties off. Then in my room there was a mini fridge, microwave, and a bag of popcorn to pop! Shut it! They also have a gym, pool, and business section - but who cares?! For under $100, you get a decent stay with a damn breakfast in a bag. Um, yes please.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

I saw Machete and lived to tell about it.

I love me some Robert Rodriguez, but damn, I'm not sure if I'm getting older, or if his movies are getting more campy. Spoiler alert! The first five minutes of the movie doesn't dissappoint (and that's relative...) There's a car chase, a machete fight, a fire, a hot naked chick - that pulls a cell phone out of her pussy cat. Talk about roll over minutes. Booyah! I'd say go see it, but unless you're a 13 yr old boy, or mildy retarded, but might not enjoy. Whatevs.